The Deck of Fade-to-Black

A table suited for a normal deck of cards for flavouring fade-to-black encounters. Basically I thought that the idea of 'The Deck of Sexy Things' by Scott Taylor was cool, but found the images unnecessary and defeating the purpose of fade-to-black in the first place. The encounters on the table should be genre-neutral and are for sure gender-neutral. Positive, negative, unremarkable and unusual encounters form the contents of each suit. The prompts do not include sexual assault, though there is a possible attempted murder, so caveat emptor and all that.